My boss just called me in today to ask me to resign because he doesn't know what to do with me.

And so here I am... in my mid 30s, single, and unemployed.

I have a Masters degree. I have 15 years of solid working experience and yet, I am here with no clue where to find work.

I can't talk with my parents about it because they will panic and worry and the last thing I need are people panicking around me.

I can't talk with my friends because they are all busy with their work and with being

Gender Equality Quote:

 

if women want equality,
why are men still expected to pay for dates?
why are men only considered a gentleman
if we open the doors for women?
why are men still expected to be the provider?

if you want equality,
don't expected to be treated like a princess.
do as we do.

equal recognition means equal responsibility

 

Transcription:

Dear Little Monsters,

Thank you for singing to me all day & night. I love you with all my heart. You make everyday worth living.
Kisses to the cops for keeping you safe.

Love,

Lady Gaga

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As I awoke this morning when all sweet things are born a Robin perched on my window sill to greet the coming dawn. He sang his sweet song so sweetly and paused for a moment's lull. I gently raised the window and crushed his fucking skull.

E.P.

 

If you are to measure ANYONE’s success by The Beatles standards, with the exception of MAYBE Elvis and Bob Dylan, NO ONE will win because The Beatles is the greatest.

Their children included, will never measure up. So let’s stop comparing anyone to The Beatles, least of all The Beatles sons. They are a league of their own anyway. No one has come close enough to the vicinity of being half as great as they were. NO ONE. NOT EVEN THEIR SONS.

This is not to say that their sons have no talent. They’ve made or are making their

Quote:He recently got into making food  out of maggot and rotten cheese.
I’m sure they can make something out of you

Quote: I think you just about waived all rights to be treated decently the minute you decided wreck our home. I am trying so hard to be decent but times like this and people like you make it really hard so I'll just say it straight...

You're a piece of shit.